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Hangovers and Homesickness Ch1 by howler-13, literature

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Hangovers and Homesickness Ch1

Chapter 1: A Very Old Wound and an Even Older Friend ~Dionysus He sat on the floor of his bedroom in Camp Half-Blood with his back against the door and a time worn piece of paper in his hand. The sun pierced the curtains trying to warm his skin but he didn’t feel it. “Where are you Ven?” he whispered to sketch. “Dionysus?” Chiron knocked on the young gods door. “If you’re not out by noon your father will throw a fit” thunder boomed in the distance and the centaur added in a mutter “well, it’s true”. “Yeah, yeah, I’ll be down in a bit” Dionysus sighed. Th

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Declaration of Independence (from internet fads) by howler-13, literature

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Declaration of Independence (from internet fads)

~Declaration of Independence~ (Renouncing the more ridiculous parts of social media) When at the point where social networking has become devoid of all but drama and frivolity, the time has come to delete our accounts. We hold these truths to be quite obvious that no one should at any time fall prey to the nyan cat. No one should ever again fear the uprising of an embarrassing photo that they posted on myspace so many years ago. We believe that an end must come to this viral absurdity. They have tumbled and they have tweeted. They have shared and they have overshared. They have made cat

The 5th Marauder Ch.3 by howler-13, literature

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The 5th Marauder Ch.3

Important Information: -Name: Severus Snape -Age: 11 -Birthday: March 7 -Place of Residence: A smallish house buried deep in the woods, (This is a secondary residence inherited by his father, Severus is not Irish and grew up at a different house [still occupied by his family during the school year] in Cokesworth at Spinners End) Best (and only) Friend: Lily Evans (As you can see, young Lily seems to have a thing for outcasts.) -Description: Pale skin, Longish nose, 4'9" tall, thin like Romulus but nowhere near as muscular, greasy black hair (about chin length), usually wears hand-me-down clothing that's much too big for him.

21 Ways to Piss Off Alastor Moody by howler-13, literature

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21 Ways to Piss Off Alastor Moody

*~21 Ways to Agitate Alastor Moody~* Guaranteed to get you jinxed, hexed, and possibly in Azkaban! :D 1.) Sneak up behind him and shout "Boo!" 2.) Sneak up behind him and give him a full-body tackle hug. 3.) Try to slip something into his tea then insist you did nothing. 4.) Roll his eye under a couch. 5.) Roll his eye into Dumbledore's dressing room. 6.) Pretend to "find" his eye, tell him it's okay to be himself and that it's perfectly okay to have feelings for Albus. 7.) Tell him that while it's okay to like Albus a date and some flowers would likely go over better than peeping on him. 8.) Send him lett

The Madness of Davy and RaeRae by howler-13, literature

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The Madness of Davy and RaeRae

What we were REALLY doing in English class… Davy: Pssssssssst…Rae! Guess what? Eh? I'm wearing granny panties. :DDD Easier to Huang Ti I suppose… Yeah, man. For real. Alls I need is mah tea, dolma, and spotted gramma panties. Aaaaand maybe Rimon. Maybe. RaeRae: You'd rape the poor boy. Davy: Not PER SE… RaeRae: This looks like a skitsophrenic is typing because we'll never know who typed what. Davy: Nope! Not even if our 130-year-old asses will squint with the might of gods to find out what the **** was going on. RaeRae: Bro, we'll still be cracking jokes. Aside from that there's the whole matter of not getting myse

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Hangovers and Homesickness Ch1 by howler-13, literature

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The Weight of Fear by howler-13, literature

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Declaration of Independence (from internet fads)

The 5th Marauder Ch.3 by howler-13, literature

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The 5th Marauder Ch.3

21 Ways to Piss Off Alastor Moody by howler-13, literature

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10 Quotes by Winston Churchill by Klocx, literature

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10 Quotes by Winston Churchill 1: "It is better to be making the news than taking it, to be an actor rather than a critic." 2: "The truth is inconvertible. Panic may resent it, ignorance may deride it, malice may distort it, but there it is." 3: "Britain and France had to choose between war and dishonor. They chose dishonor. They will have war." -To Neville Chamberlain after the Munich Accords 4: "This is Winston Churchill speaking. If you have a microphone in my room it is a waste of time. I do not talk in my sleep." -When told his room was possibly bugged 5: "We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes."

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Nov 4
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I am Rachael Wolfsbane, a writer of fanfics and poetry alike,if you want your own personal fan story please do not hesitate to ask.
Yours in eternity,
The Howler

Current Residence: La-la-land
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium? To be honest it really beats the hell out of me....
Print preference: huh?
Favourite genre of music: Whatever happens to suit my mood.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Personal Quote: "Y'ALL JUST GOT FLASHED!!!"

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J.K.Rowling, Rick Riordan, Heather Brewer, Stephen King, and JRR Tolkien

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Dark cloud and Fable #

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PS2 or XBox

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Pen and Paper

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Reading, Soccer (well, most sports really) , Music...Did I mention reading?

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Nov 30, 2012

WARNING: Inner Nerd on the Rampage!

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Well hello there anyone reading this,           I have written to warn you all that my inner nerd is going absolutely ballistic. Video games, math, science, history, choir, general madness! It's all here! Math: You know you're a nerd when you become dually excited about getting a new calculator. I mean really, really excited. In my defense, it IS a beautiful piece of machinery that I've needed for quite a while. It has an immediate log function! XD Science: I'm taking a Forensic Biotech class at the moment and frankly I'm absolutely in love with it. Not only did the teacher like me enough to pardon a tardy (this guy's generally very stric

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Nov 6, 2012

Swords and Social Anxiety

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Hello Readers, Well, goodness, so much to say and so little ideas of how to say it. Eh, I'll go chronologically I guess. I'll start with this weekend. As some of you may know, my birthday was this weekend. Naturally I had a party on Saturday. The morning after my Sunday School class ambushed me which, don't get me wrong it was indeed adorable, was a tad alarming. Ever been surprised by a room full of 4th grade girls? It can be quite... interesting. I have to say, the highlight of Saturday night (in the sense of holy-crap-wasn't-expecting-that) was unwrapping a Claymore. It made me go squee all over the place. Now that the party is over how

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Nov 3, 2012

I can't believe I just did that...

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Hello Deviousness, Just a brief update to assure you all that I'm not quite dead yet (bloody close though). Mostly I just wanted to chronicle the incredibly mad act that ate up my entire day. Yeah, I can't believe I just spent 7 hours cleaning my bathroom. 5 hours on the shower and 2 hours on everything else. It sparkles damn it. IT SPARKLES~! That aside I've really not much to say... Good day/night/evening/afternoon to yeh, - Rachael